MJ gets a surprise facial while masturbating in the bath
Ned felt a bit guilty about 'borrowing' the Stark invisibility suit.
And he definitely felt guilty about sneaking into MJ's apartment with it.
But how else was he ever going to be able to bust a nut all over her face?
MJ had always been his secret crush.
But come on - you can't compete with an Avenger.
If he got lucky tonight, she might even be sleeping naked, or taking a bath...